Yes We Can! Long Island 2012Top 10 Republican Healthcare Proposals:
1) To provide free psychoanalysis for Sarah Palin.
2) To provide Glenn Beck with a year’s supply of Xanax
3) To mandate that high LDL cholesterol, blood pressure, blood sugar and rage are good for you.
4) To establish Frozen Foods as the 4th food group
5) To put everyone on the Rush Limbaugh diet
6) To establish the RDA’s of Twinkies
7) To create death panels for Liberals
8) To create a Department of Dance Spasticity headed by Tom Delay
9) To mandate that progress is bad for your health
10) Do nothing with impunity
11) Spend over 1 trillion dollars, over 10 years, on overpriced, under-regulated, and overprescribed prescription drugs for Seniors.